Friday, October 19, 2012

Fashion Friday: .... >.> ....



Meet Rose, she's a character in the social game Ravenskye City. 


Rose is ... well... very well endowed. You know, with large tracts of land. 



 The thing is... I am beginning to wonder if... well...  0.o  

If she's a paper doll. 

Or if, her large tracts of land were added akin to hair extensions.



They just don't look cohesive. Or like they belong there.

They kinda look like water balloons tied in a pillow case and wrapped around her.

It's like someone decided, "Hey! Lets draw a larger sized humanoid, stick a bird head on it shaped like a squashed pear, and lets smack two eggs on the front of her chest like a kangaroo pouch."

>.>

Normally, I'd be the first to applaud plus sized anything in a game. 

And I appreciate the thought. I do. 

Poor execution + IT'S A BIRD (non-flying, apparently)  =  -headdesk-

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

WTF Weds: Your shitting mi...



This, my duckies, is a goat from the newest incarnation of Farmville,
known every so creatively as: Farmville 2.


It's the original Farmville's 3D, mostly animated, younger sibling with an interesting take on mechanics gleaned from all of it's distant and not so distant Zynga game cousins. Thusfar, it is not a ridiculous farce of... it isn't a money grubbing greed mongering... -sigh-... my colorful opinions of Zynga's company strategies aside, it isn't half bad. (Yet. I will curb my pending rants for the time being to get to the point...)




As you've guessed it, I wouldn't be writing about it if there wasn't something utterly mockable to gape at and tilt ones head to the side while blinking stunned with the letters WTF dancing perplexedly through the field one of ones vision...

So, I present to you, in video, when I fed a goat in order to get drops from this goat to further my progress in the game.  I assure you, I'm not getting all fancy or anything, it's just that... >.>  to really...  <.<  understand...  >.>   you have to see it in it's full animated glory. 


The phrase... "squeezing one off" comes to mind...


For the record, I don't blame the goat. I'd stiffen up in a hurry too while crapping out an entire fully formed bottle of milk from my rectum too. I'd also jump around elated with a ginormous grin on my face once having rid myself of such an uncomfortable thing from inside my body.

It makes me want to go to Farmville's special husbandry school where they teach the anatomy of goats and explains the magic that causes their entirely organic bodies to create glass and perfectly formed and in bottle shape. I mean seriously, just think of all the costs saved on packaging when you could have a herd of fantasy-land goats that do it for you, no need for factories or packaging plants!

-.-

Thursday, July 19, 2012

My Three Favorite Things about Uldum


Ahhh, Uldum. For being a blechy desert, I found this to be one of my favorite zones. Honestly, the majority of my screen captures are from here for the blog. Come to think of it, maybe that's not a good thing >.>

Regardless, I am going to share with you some of my favorite things about Uldum:


3.  Armadillos. 

Ok, so sue me. It made me happy to see an Armadillo.  They don't have to worry about being road pizzas here, that's gotta be worth something, right?



2. The Quests!   

From the pun-ridden Fashionism quest, to the slightly more complex Nazi mockery (and the hilarious quest to restore Gobbles to his former glory gone wrong... we've covered this before, and I am a sick sick person, but there is just something awesome about flambe.. at least it wasn't my doing this time >.>) to of course all of the Dr. Jones quests and Brann's penchant for statues shooting lasers from their eyes.


 Dr. Jones father is a dwarf...  this explains so much!


1.  GAY CATMAN ENCLAVE.

Think about it. I never saw a female cat-thing anywhere.

I never saw children cat-things anywhere.

I looked, I really did. Nary a cat-thing other than male. 

So I did my homework, they were orginally Tol'vir, created by the Titans, and some succumbed to the curse of the flesh.... >.>... which really, only makes it worse, cuz ... welll.... >.>   (I hope I'm not ruining the surprise of Blizzards plan for a yaoi comic spinoff...)

And yeah, I guess the titans could have only made male cat-people... but the dwarves have males and females....  and it really doesn't help that my first thought running into the chained prince when I got to the zone was "Thundercats, Hoooo!".....

  Thundercats, HOOOOOOOOO!!!


I'm just going to battle this huge monster cat thing while you contemplate that...

 I've battled you five times, stop glitching and let me pass already!!!

Friday, July 6, 2012

Fashion Friday: I do not think that word means what you think it means.... Forsaken World Vampire Edition



I will never forget my first time in WoW, when I had finally crafted my Black Mageweave leggings... only to find out that they had nothing "legging" like about them. >.<   They were the best gear at that particular time for me so I ran around like a person who forgot to put on normal clothing over her bedroom clothing. Needless to say, I take notice when things are named in a way that suggests that they might actually involve bits of cloth doing what their name implies... only to be perplexed when they very much do not.

Batwing Skirts (and disturbingly unnatural waistlines) aside, I am going to amuse myself with Forsaken World's Female Wampires for today...


You too can channel many sexual fantasies...

First up, the top of choice, Channeling Mail...  we first have a generic icon that gives hope one might have a fully covered top. I know, I know, but you can't blame me for hoping!  We see a top that, erm, well... I'm not entirely sure how it's holding in her tits, tbh... that seems to have fabric that is soft and relatively furry, and not so much anything resembling metal loops linked together to create armor. As for channeling, well, I'm sure it channels many things... but for me it's mostly multiple -headdesk-'s.


 ...but maybe you might want to consider channeling some more fabric?

Next up we have the Channeling Skirt. Lovely and voluminous, covering both legs in a truly skirt like way... and... uh... I am imagining things and need to get my eyes fixed. We actually have the barest wisp of a skirt that looks like a bit of Kleenex dangling from her... what might be a belt. (And as a vampire, I'm sure Kleenex are very utilitarian for wiping ones mouth...)  >.>   Right,  stockings that are thigh high, one of which attaches to aforementioned belt...  ...  ....  -.- ...  A skirt you say?...


 Or just, you know, not even try... >.>

And last, and certainly, the "least".... we have the Blood Drinker's Trousers... which are nothing trouser like. In fact, near as I can tell, she's just wearing underwear still. Did I forget to put the pants on? No... they are clearly in the proper slot...  Perhaps they are invisible trousers?  - sigh-  Underwear, and by that I mean panties, do not trousers make. Being as that trousers generally cover the legs and this particular pair does nothing of the sort...

-headdesk- 

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

WTF Weds: Sherbet Colored Pyrite!

So I'm out gathering metals through mining in WoW, flapping around on my flying thing through all the new Catacylsm areas... and find myself mining Pyrite. Awesome! I will refrain from wondering why the substance commonly referred to as "fool's gold" has a higher level than actual gold in the game.... >.> .... and move right to the point.


Why the fuck is there ice cream in my mining bag?!?


I mean seriously...Why on Azeroth is Pyrite SHERBET colored?!?

 Now I'm hungry >.<


It's a metal. Not a crystal. It could be shiny and glittery... but more in a Tiger's eye way than anything else... I cannot tell you how many nights I ruminated about this trying to understand. Well, my duckies, I have concluded that this is why:

 
Once upon a time there was a mage who loved to flambe things. Innocent squirrels, friendly murlocs (who were only trying to say hello through all the salt water they were gurggling!).. and the occasional irrational being that wouldn't fork over whatever she needed to make someone happy... like five handfuls of oozing mucus from bubble blowing sand crawlers. (Fear the bubbles, PHEAR THEM!)  

Regardless, she flambe'd without mercy and without much discrimination and one day accidentally tried to flambe the wrong thing and got sucked into a vacuum to another dimension... with stripes. And polka dots. And maybe a fuzzy purple people eater or two. Maybe three. (Who had all been promptly flambe'd.) 

She lost count when she ran across a zebra whose stripes were unraveling which she found to be a very odd and unsettling sight. "Uhm, you seem to be unraveling...." she said. 

"You think?!?" the peevish and obviously irate zebra replied.  

"Have you tried...." she started to say before being cut off by the zebra who shouted, "DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE HANDS TO YOU?".... so she...blinked. And stared, a bit startled, before saying cautiously, "Well, obviously you don't, you are a zebra...." and began to wonder just what kind of warpyworld version of a dimension she was in.  

The zebra however, having expressed his frustration, calmed down and studied her… which made her feel rather uncomfortable. She began to wonder if he was carnivorous.  The zebra, however, had realized she was not from this dimension. He walked right up to her and got in her face and stared at her unblinking. 

Then, quite simply he said, "I demand a pencil. Yes, a pencil. A pencil is what I need," the zebra murmured while backing back out of her personal comfort zone and looking at her expectantly.
"Err...." she started to say before being cut off again.  "You will go to the forest of sticks and stones and do battle with the essays of StayedUpWayToLateToFInishThatOne and their minions, the distractor disco balls of sparkly destruction.  Their leader, Writers Block, has a pencil."  

The mage, finding all this... beyond ridiculous, closed her eyes, took a deep breathe, exhaled, and pinched herself as hard as she could. She was rather disappointed to find herself still staring at the zebra whens she opened her eyes again.  Begrudgingly, she asked what direction to head in.  The stressed out zebra of improbability scratched out a map with his hoof for her, and she memorized it and went off to retrieve the pencil.  

It was about halfway through the essays that she realized she could probably teleport herself back to her home.  However, being a mage of her word, followed through and got the pencil to help the zebra draw back his stripes and ended the escapade with a better understanding of why pyrite looks like rainbow sherbet in her mining bag.


... You didn't actually expect a logical answer, did you?

Monday, June 18, 2012

Aion: A Weeee Crafting Conundrum...



So before a lot of revamping in Aion for the crafting tests to become a Expert... I had this quest to get a bazillion Salix logs so I could make Salix boards to do some handicrafting quest. I'm not sure if it was for a Salix bow or what. I just remember that I spent days upon days gathering Salix logs so I could make the boards. And while talking to my dear friend Smoda, I found myself wondering...



 Why DOES it take TWO logs, to make ONE board?!?

Jury is still out on it. I'm leaning towards mathematical logic that has been overlogic'd (no, it's not a real word, shush!) into illogicalness. Thankfully, when I had logged in after Aion went FTP, I was given a new quest that was much easier to complete to continue to be able to level up my handicrafting. Crikey.

 My quest for answers, sadly, left me with more questions... why am I using a knife tool and a gem when SMELTING SILVER? Ok ok, I guess one could argue that it is a tool to poke a silver bar out of a mold... but that still leaves me pondering about manual dexterity for the asmodians with how they hold tools...

They appear to have the gripping power of lobster claws...

Saturday, June 16, 2012

It's been awhile...

Ahhh, my duckies, how I have missed you!!! Or rather, writing nonsense for you. Things aren't particularly better, but I have come to the conclusion that it does not seem to matter how much I put out there and throw out there, the universe is working on it's own schedule and I might as well have fun doing what I love for as long as I can. So!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA  >.> 

Monday, March 26, 2012

Zynga: Morphing Fun into Extortion via Farmville

[This was my first attempt at writing an article for the Bitmob writing challenge and I ultimately had to edit most of it out for the challenge to keep to 800 words >.< So I'm posting the longer version here. ]

It's easy to look down on Farmville and just be a hater because it is a Facebook game. At the start, it was a simple game with a simple premise of repetitive actions that weren't for everyone. Fair enough. But over time it's morphed from a fun (imho) game to a money making thing to this... awful greed monster of a thing. On one hand, I'm fascinated and amazed. On the other, seriously disgusted. There is nothing wrong with making money, but the methods used both in the games themselves to the incident where Zynga has apparently copied another studios game....

I realize it's pretty easy to just sling things around. So I've gone through the last few seasonal events, which show a remarkable amping up of the money hounding that goes on in the game.

Farmville as it once was, was a game that I found relaxing. Mundane, but relaxing. I could either get to my crops in time, or not. It was a game to explore, and have fun with on my own time. Eventually they added the ability to build things, and one would need to ask their neighbors for items. This is done one of two ways. There is a direct request, that goes through the game to a specific neighbor. The other kind is one that is a general post to your facebook wall that anyone who plays the game can click on and help out with.  Things went well for a while, but then people got bored and stopped playing. Which is all fine and good, but those still playing found themselves needing to get materials and being unable to do so. Which in turn, drove another bunch of people away from the game.

Eventually, they added a feature where you could be neighbors with people who were not on your own friends list, and maintain your privacy. Which, in theory, is a faboo feature. I refuse to add random people that I don't know to my facebook page just to play a game.  Well, the thing is, other than being another farm you can go to, or sending a particular mystery gift box of random things (albeit useful if building older stuff)... there is no advantage. You cannot request materials directly from these new neighbors. They will not see your farmville feed, and be able to respond to those requests either. The biggest advantage they provided was the ability to buy larger spaces for your farm. And other than random gift boxes, the occasional lost animal request, and unlocking seeds request, there is no point to having these additional neighbors.  This is a fine example of granting a feature that leaves the impression it will be helpful to the players, but in fact, more or less leaves them just as locked down as they were before the feature.  [Update March 2012: It seems that they have added a feature on the send to a friend box that lists all your farmville friends that you can send a mystery box OR one of three specific items to neighbors... I haven't tried the actual feasibility of it yet, so I don't know if it's another bait and switch thing with giving us something we want and need to play the game, but not really enough to actually accomplish what we want...]

Now that we have covered how requests and getting materials work, hopefully the actual point of this post and it's examples will be made clear.  Lets start with last Halloween, 2011.  One got a Big Jack'o'Lantern, that one can fill up with various goodies that one gets from a variety of things, and a building (Duckulas Castle) to build. At this point, it has become fairly standard to have a building that produces an item for the event, and a container that stores the items from the event and awards prizes.

Once upon a time, there were 3 levels of building. The more you put into the building, the fancier it got. By the time we've gotten to Duckula's Castle, there are 6.


And in the case of the Huge Jack-O'Lantern, you can contribute treats that are gotten from "harvesting" Duckula's Castle, from items sent from actual neighbors (not the farmville only ones) and as rewards from using crafted items for the holiday.  Multiple sources into one currency for the event.



Now lets hop to Holidays, 2011.There is a building, which granted snowflakes. Crafted items granted snowflakes. The only way to get tophats was from asking friends. Meh, all fine and good right? Let's take a look at the balance of items needed, shall we?


Lets assume we're insane and really want the top tier Aurura Unicorn.  We'll need 120 tophats, and 28 snowflakes.  Within the game, it's exceedingly easy to get the snowflakes. I had 100 in a day or two. As for the tophats, not so much. No friends are playing anymore, and I couldn't ask the farmville only neighbors for them.  Interesting. So they were encouraging (in the way of forcing down a narrow tunnel) those who wanted items to more or less pay for them with farm cash, as that is the only way to get items when you don't have enough friends as neighbors to play the game. Hm.



Moving forward to Valentines, 2012. Same thing, a building that produces an item (Carriage that produces love arrows). I must admit to being so disgusted by all this I didn't pay attention if there was a craftable item that produced a reward or not. From what I found though, I was only able to attain love arrows from items and neighbors farms. The Bows and Wings were only available to me from friends, or direct requests to friends. Which again, as a person without many people playing, left me not able to participate even less than the holiday event. In order to win any of these prizes, you have to pick and choose what you are going to try to go for, as it is now divided into three divisions of prizes, and pushing the invest in our game agenda even further.

Now, outright, I see nothing wrong with in game currency and it being bought with real money. That is, after all, how most of these games make their money. And I wont' begrudge them that. What I find so appalling about Zynga, and in this particular case, farmville,  is that the game has become so utterly focused on the aspect of farmcash items. It is, quite honestly, just funny to me at this point because it is so preposterous as someone who had played it in the early days.

So why do I find it greedy? Because unlike at one point when it was about perks that enhanced the game (but were not required to play it or participate in events) and special items here and there - it is almost entirely about special items by the gajillions, that one is encouraged in the game to collect like pokemon to keep up. Events that should be open to everyone to enjoy, became more and more complex and have left people unable to participate and enjoy the game.  Which if their aim is to drive away potential customers and eviscerate customer loyalty, they've succeeded beyond their own expectations, I imagine.

It's greedy because it's now impossible to play the game without buying into it. I loved it when the English Countryside was introduced and there was a variety of quests to follow. It was leisurely and I could progress at my own pace and with the friends I had. Then came the Lighthouse Cove, which I found impossible to keep up with, because every quest was timed. Then the Winter Wonderland, and soon there will be a Hawaiian something or rather. All with timed quests that draw you in then cut you off at the knees if you refuse to pay loads of actual money or add people you don't know for the sake of playing a game. And by draw in, I mean they ask for 4 of something, then 8, then 12... it's subtle, but insidious.

Maybe you already hate Farmville (or Zynga)... maybe you love them. But I logged in the other day to make sure I wasn't missing anything for this, to open up to this:




Moving on to slots eh? Catch those gamblers! But wait! Then I logged in today.




It's like a train wreck. I just can't look away. It was one thing to see this progression of subtle coercion playing on the Pokemon mentality... to this. My mouth is agape. It's so blatant. Apparently,  I didn't need to write this article, or ever mention their money trees, because they just hopped straight to the punchline.  Rampant Greedmongering.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Aion is Going Free to Play!


There are no words at how excited I am that Aion is going to go free to play. A bit sad too >.> But, focusing on the good here! I've been happily hanging out in Atreia, soaking up the gorgeous landscapes and it makes me so blissfully happy... that and hanging out with good friends and causing mayhem while drinking tea. ^_^  Earl Grey, anyone?

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Do you have the perfect job for this curious and creative loon?




I'm smart. I'm clever. I'm kinda funny. Yes, I mean it like that too. It's called personality.  I have tons of passion and a knack for organization. I'm creative, and I will be so happy to have a job where I can actually channel that creativity into creating something more than...  book lists. Don't get me wrong, book lists are great. All that data crunching and pattern finding and organizing... and the layouts and picking the fonts... but really. My soul yearns for MOAR. Actually, it's kinda screaming at this point... my apologies if it's hurting your ears.

I have a background in Anthropology (BA), and have been well trained to people watch. To understand behavior. To understand why people do what they do. What makes them tick. And to recognize those things in myself, as I cannot be totally impartial. To see a specific point, but also the complex system it is a part of, and how different facets drive things one way or another. It's the half of me that is totally fascinated by cognition, psychology and culture.That's the contemplative pondering half of my brain. The half that wonders why Bubble Guppies can swim in the desert. Or why Peter's Pirate Crew does nothing actually Pirate like. I will stop there. I don't want to get onto a rant of how pirates are going the way of faeries and being cute-sified.... Yes, I regret to inform you, the Ninjas are winning. But I digress.

I also have a background in Film & Digital Media (BA). I learned in high school how to do things the old school way - with analog editing machines, when the ability of computers to render a title sequence blew them up (my mother still hasn't forgiven me... though in my defense, I did try to warn her it would...) ... Netscape was better known as Mosaic (Ok, technically they were totally different but made by the same people)... and I was sure that film was the most awesome way to tell a story. So I went to college to study film, but found out they couldn't really teach me anything I didn't already know >.> So instead, my focus shifted to studying what was then, "new media." Early online communities, how people perceive iconography, art installations making a point about humanity and other such things. The anthropology came in handy then too.  Essentially I was studying how people interact and use technology. It was fun :)  Other than becoming a professor and having my own bizarre art installations, I didn't really see a future in it though, which admittedly, made me quite sad.

I know what your thinking. Your wondering what on earth that combination of skills could possibly be used for other than filming monkeys in Africa aren't you? How unimaginative of people. Nothing wrong with filming monkeys in Africa, and quite honestly, primate behavior is quite interesting, but not what I wanted to do. Nor did I have any desire to go to Hollywood. I mean really, I'm not stupid. An idiot (price of being a savant at some things... just wish they were useful things >.<) yes, but not stupid. I'm a woman, and even then there were like oh, 3 women who had made it to the top in Hollywood as directors, producers and the like. Yes, it's a bit more now, but then, the outlook wasn't too bright. Yeah, I could have gone the Indie route, but by the time I was graduating, the Indie scene was being swallowed up by Hollywood. So I went with my first love, books.

And the books led me to watching children surfing around on the internet, just fine, their entire hour of allotted time. Then coming up and asking me for a book on a dog. And I couldn't help but wonder, why the hell can they find things on the internet, but the electronic card catalog is too hard for them? Seriously?!? Why is that??? ... And I got my Masters degree and became a librarian. It's been fun, and I have enjoyed the educational  (oh yeah, I have a brief background in education as well) aspect of it all very much...  but the world has changed a great deal in the last 10 years. Being a librarian now is mostly about sitting at an Information desk and being abused by the public. (Alright, that isn't entirely true....>.> But ... not entirely a lie either >.>). Finding one of the rare book only jobs is hard, and honestly, while I -could- do it, It is just flat. There is no spark there.

Now games. Games, there is a spark. A bright sparkly "Ooooh SHINY!" kind of spark. A spark that has only gotten brighter and brighter as I realized that apparently, I got my double major in Anthropology and Film & Digital Media way ahead of it's time. But the time is now. NOW is when that skill set, and my creativity can be unleashed. Problem is, I have no idea where to direct it. I know I'd be awesome, but I have no idea how exactly. So, I'm asking you - Do you know of or have the perfect job for me? Cuz not only do I really WANT it, I kinda really need it. .

 I have awesome people skills, enough of a tech brain to grasp the concepts, and enough of the starving artist thing going to get where they are coming from too. I'd be a great catalyst. Or glue. I'm awesome at playing devil's advocate, problem solving and conjuring creative (albeit sometimes unorthodox) solutions... If I sound like I'm struggling to put into words why I'm so darned awesome, I am, because it's in a way that isn't really standard.  I really wish my skill set was something more concrete and easily describable. The best way to put it is this - My talents don't function on one end (as an artist) or the other (being a programmer) but somewhere in between in being able to translate between both creative forces with an awareness of the intended goal. Seriously. I couldn't draw to save my life or program myself out of a paper bag. Even so, I KNOW I have some use somewhere, but where???

What is the perfect job for this playful spirit with a good sense of humor that doesn't offend easily? Somewhere I can put all my overflowing craftiness (Crafty in the traditional glue stick and glitter way, the sewing a costume way,  creating tutorials and designing flyers way, cutting my cats hair to look like a poodle way… but more importantly, the how can I approach this situation and get through it without breaking the laws of physics kind of way. The thinking outside of the box kind of thinking (or sometimes, it’s just thinking inside the box but from a radically different perspective to see new possibilities).  You know what I mean. The kind that lets you get past a solo quest by kiting the mobs to a cliff an then using a spell to throw them off instead of fighting your way through them all like it was undoubtedly intended...) to work for the greater good of humanity... I know it exists! So I would appreciate your help in finding it <3

I'm all ears people.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

A Brief PSA

Heh. You know, I write the word PSA and think back fondly of the one I made for my film class in high school. Crazy how some things trigger memories like that, forever associated.

In any case, this is just a note that I am alive, and I am thinking about this blog daily and what I can put on it. However, I have shifted every energy I have towards landing employment, and as such, the blog is very quiet. My apologies.

Unfortunately, I don't see the quiet changing any time soon. I will post when I can, as this is definitely where my passion and happy mental juju comes from, but as it stands now, I am flat broke. I am homeless. I am about to lose health coverage. I'm clinging to faith that somehow, something will come through this month and I will get through this, but I gotta confess, right now, I'm pretty terrified.

So please, bear with me, and hopefully in a couple months time I will be back on track and writing about my discoveries and ponderings in games regularily.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Fashion Friday: The Secret to Snake Taming Revealed!


Are you ready for this?


I have discovered the secret to snake taming...

 Flower Power!

Apparently it is a giant flower on your hip, and judging by it's colorfulness and sheer size, it must be very very scent laden. Either that or they don't have good hygiene and it serves a different purpose entirely.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Erm... Your Hut is on Fire... Hellooo??

While questing in Dustwallow Marsh and doing quests for the witch in the woods, I found myself beating back Grimtotem tauren. I was instructed to burn their tents, which I felt kinda guilty about, but not as guilty as realizing the Grimtotem were apparently fire-blind and daft and were going to die in the fires I just set.  

 Uhhhh... Your Huts on Fire... Helloooo??? Fleee???

The tent is going up in flames and they are just standing there. Surrounded by flame, and they don't even flinch. No one is bringing water. No help is coming... and still... they just stand there, staring at the flames, not moving a muscle, not even the slightest twitch. It is becoming obvious to me that these Grimtotem couldn't have possibly done what Tabetha believes they did.



I doubt the entire Grimtotem tribe was responsible for burning down the Shady Rest Inn. They are suspected because of the hoof prints left outside the inn, but what if that was where one of these fire-blind Grimtotems just happened to be standing there and went up in flames with the inn?  I find this a much more plausible conclusion than them being smart enough to cause arson AND escape from it.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

WTF Weds: One Cow to Dominate them All!

Soooooo.... yes. I admit it. Farmville amuses me. Well, it did, until it became so utterly wtf ridiculous with the timed quests that were nearly impossible to finish, one after another after another. The rapid fire insanity rocketed the game far far away from the land of something casual and amusing so I meandered off to other things that were more relaxing... but not before I discovered the one cow to dominate them all. Take that Ash! Someone should probably warn Duncan MacLeod too.

No matter which calf grew up (this was before the new breeding system and cow pasture additions) it was always a Holstein Cow (once that particular cow was introduced). I found it utterly baffling and highly perplexing. These examples aren't even all of them. This occurrence happened enough times for me to go WTF?!? before deciding that I wasn't crazy (alright, that is still debatable), and that I should take screen captures and catalog the conundrum. (If only to keep some grasp on my sanity. Oh Hush! It's all about the little lies we tell ourselves to get through the day, go with it!)

Congratulations! Cow Conundrum!

Apparently the Holstein cows have some seriously dominant genes.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Fashion Friday: The Aptly Timed Scuba Suit



I was totally happy when I got to the now flooded Barrens to discover that I was given my very own scuba suit! Awesome! No more worries about splashing around in the water logged desert now!



Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Favorite iOS Games: Miriel the Magical Merchant



I will confess to having enjoyed Diner Dash back in the day. I've never played any of the sequels, and most time management games stress me out! So...  I tend to avoid them. I was pretty surprised when I got really drawn into Miriel the Magical Merchant (Iphone $1.99 / Ipad Free /Ipad $4.99). I played it on my iPod and I found the game to be very slick - both in execution and in graphics.  The levels got more and more complicated, but at a gradual pace that made the game feel very smooth. Instead of say, too many hard things at once overwhelming the player and them going up in flames, heh. I lean towards fantasy (settings, stories, etc.) so this was a perfect fit for me.

In Miriel, there is a cute little back story, and a hint of RPG as you can sometimes select what to say. You serve various fantasy village types throughout the game, running a bakery of sorts. You start with basic ingredients (water, flour, eggs) and as the game progresses you use those three in combination with various other elements in the game (which unlock as you progress) to serve the customers.




There is the typical upgrading of things (Miriel can eventually carry four things at a time), speed bonuses, and equipment upgrades (unlocking a second oven, speeding the ovens up) and so on.  At the end of the day, ones earnings are calculated and you are shown how many customers you have served (or lost from impatience) in addition to the average happiness level of the customers.




For all the levels that you don't get a perfect score on, you can go back and redo them again if you want to after completing the main story run. If you like Time Mangement games, I'd recommend Miriel. Assuming of course, you like a fantasy setting. ^_^

Monday, January 9, 2012

I'm a slacker....




Perhaps you noticed the lull (and by lull I mean complete absence) of posts from about mid-December. First of all, my apologies for being a slacker. >.< Between the holidays, my health, and whack-a-mole frenzy towards applying to anything and everything I can find to land a job... you get the idea.

I'm still (desperately) seeking a job... so if you know of any that are telecommuting (preferably but not required) and perfect for quirky loons with an off kilter perspective that love gaming.... drop me a line, eh? (Please? Pretty Please? I'd offer cherries but I don't have any. I'm not a fan of cherries. Grapes? Strawberries? Apples? Oranges? Anything you'd like....)